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Oh my god, I’m in a gun battle! Which one of these buttons ISN’T crouch..?
Dara O’Briain - Live At The Apollo
  • Girl: I'm having heart surgery today.
  • Boy: I know.
  • Girl: I love you!
  • Boy: I love you more!
  • *After heart surgery her dad is the only person in the room.*
  • Girl: Where is he?
  • Dad: Don't you know who gave you the heart?
  • Girl: (Starts crying)
  • Dad: Im just kidding he went to the bathroom.
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stark-spangled: BLESS YOU JOSS WHEDON.

stark-spangled:

BLESS YOU JOSS WHEDON.

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I’m thoroughly pissed off. Mum and I have tickets to this show at 7 and work is all like ‘no fuck you, you’re going to work another 2 hours in the dark’ so by the time I get back on land it will have started, then I have a 45 minute drive home, plus I have to have a shower because it was a messy day at work, so we’re going to miss it all. Zzzz

Will is a happy chappy when he gets paid. Edit; of course it posts upside down. > View high resolution

Will is a happy chappy when he gets paid.

Edit; of course it posts upside down. >

generationfree: lakilester: No one get’s lynched for exfoliating is the greatest come back I’ve ever witnessed. THANK YOU SAMANTHA WOJSZNIS.

generationfree:

lakilester:

No one get’s lynched for exfoliating is the greatest come back I’ve ever witnessed.

THANK YOU SAMANTHA WOJSZNIS.

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I am the clit commander!
Jay - Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back

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